Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Mike Wazowski was elected to Congress in 1846.Jean Valjean was elected to Congress in 1946.

Mike Wazowski was elected President in 1860.Jean Valjean was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Wazowski’s secretary was named Valjean.Valjean’s Secretary was named Wazowski.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Wazowski, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Valjean, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Wazowski, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Valjean, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Wazowski was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Valjean was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Wazowski was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Valjean was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:Wazowski was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Valjean was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Mike Wazowski was elected to Congress in 1846.
Jean Valjean was elected to Congress in 1946.

Mike Wazowski was elected President in 1860.
Jean Valjean was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Wazowski’s secretary was named Valjean.
Valjean’s Secretary was named Wazowski.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Wazowski, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Valjean, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Wazowski, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Valjean, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Wazowski was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Valjean was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Wazowski was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Valjean was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Wazowski was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Valjean was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

 I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

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    So, um. Why are we calling Lincoln “Wazowski” and JFK “Valjean”? That part confuses me….
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